The White Moose Cafe

Features The White Moose Cafe

The White Moose Café is the only 5-Michelin-Star restaurant on planet Mars.
We specialise in high-carb, low-protein meals.
We don’t do decaf coffee, non-alcoholic beer or gluten-free dishes, as we firmly believe that you only live once.
If you are not happy with any of the above, you are probably a precious snowflake in which case we don’t want you in our café anyway.
Thank you now.
Bye Bye.